Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

Cock Burger With Cheese

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).

Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?

John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.

Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.

by HowDoYouThinkOfThisShit? April 22, 2017

Claire loves Cocks

Claire loves Cocks is a girl who is very very emo and loves to swallow hard bulging cock!

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by ggity69 June 28, 2022

Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

Cock and also balls

A joke from a video by popular Minecraft youtuber "Tommyinnit". The joke was written on a sign by another youtuber "wilbur soot"

"hey girl"

"what do you want?"

"cock and also balls."

by ninjakirbz July 4, 2021

french fry cock

Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.

Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.

Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!

by katielicious_xxx February 13, 2010

The Indian Cock Burn

While a chick sucks you off, she twists her hand around your shaft as if she was trying to give you an Indian burn

A classy, romantic move is the indian cock burn; it drives my boyfriend wild.

by johnny youknow September 8, 2012