I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.
by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022
Get the Lads and Cuntsmug. A bitch named audrey who spits on other people and has never invested in a toothbrush in her life. She also can’t keep friends because she’s a cunt.
by borderhopper2000 December 20, 2023
Get the cuntmug. A fake ass hoe who could easily be mistaken for a genuine friend. They come on nice at first but in the end, they are extremely bitchy and have no respect for you, nor themselves.
Girl 1- Ashely was so nice to me! What did I do wrong?
Girl 2- She's just a cunt! Don't give her no mind.
Girl 2- She's just a cunt! Don't give her no mind.
by Starwaterspeks July 21, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. by pesky May 11, 2014
Get the cunt jugmug. Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.
by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018
Get the Cunt-fusedmug. An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.
bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:
Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."
Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."
by uisguisz March 7, 2025
Get the bury your head in Dorothy's cuntmug. The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.
me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."
by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025
Get the Grunt Cuntsmug.