The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
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by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016
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Alex : "Her soul looks taken. Why are is the 1000 cock stare so sexy?"
Benjamin : "It's not. That look of total despair is unattractive. A woman with soul in her eyes is automatically 3 points more attractive."
Benjamin : "It's not. That look of total despair is unattractive. A woman with soul in her eyes is automatically 3 points more attractive."
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Get the Cock in Connor’s mouth mug.When a middle aged short Filipino man takes a piss in a washroom, then leaves without washing his hands. He then serves you a Tim's coffee and lathers the lid up with his nasty hand juice.
"Hey George!! Did you hear about Tammy's Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"
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She has a cock sucking personality.
by RH477 October 26, 2022
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