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Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out
Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real
by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020
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Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
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Bro you like 26

The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in
Bro you like 26…
by An actual guy November 24, 2021
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Sounds like water's traveling through your balls

A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
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Falling in like

When a person is starting to like someone so much so that the only rational explanation is the term fall in like. It is not to be mistaken with falling in love.
James: Are you falling in love with her?
Frank: No, but I am definitely falling in like with her.

James: Falling in like?
Frank: Yes, as in starting to like her however not there yet.
by Zeusin January 14, 2017
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like game

Your like game is the number of hours you put a picture on facebook minus the number of likes. If the number is in the minuses then you have a strong like game but if it is a high number then you have a weak like game.
"OMG. Tiffany put her facebook photo up 15 hours ago and only got 3 likes" "Oh My. I can't even. That is such a weak like game - at 12!"
by jcritch2000 May 24, 2014
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