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Ride it like a cow girl >:)

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Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
by TheREALbIG BOY April 30, 2023
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I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school
Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.
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"yeah man I've been seeing this girl lately and let's just say I've been Livin' like John"
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look just like buddy holly

guy 1: who do i look like?

guy 2: you look just like buddy holly!
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forbidden like

When you're stalking someone's Instagram page and you accidentally like one of their older posts, indicating that you are stalking them on social media.
"Oh shit bro."

"What happened?"

"I was stalking Rachel's Instagram and accidentally liked one her old posts."

"You gave her the forbidden like?"

"I think so man."
by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019
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