National send booty pics day

April 10th. Send a booty pic to the man you love, whether he’s “just a friend” or your boyfriend give him what he deserves

Send a booty pics, it’s national send booty pics day.

by Slowcheeth April 10, 2019

Wakandan National Anthem

The noise that is made when a smoke detector needs new batteries.

“I can hear the Wakandan National Anthem playing through your mic!”

by Bootylick9495y8934 November 12, 2023

National horns appreciation day

Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.

Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily

by Wrinkles on my toes September 27, 2021

National Flirt Day!

On April 17th you can flirt with anyone you want without cheating even if someone is dating someone else.

"Hey cutie"
"I have a girlfriend"
"so? Its national flirt day!"

by Alora Weston June 4, 2022

National Nazi Day

THe day where all shitty nazis celebrate their culture. This 'holiday takes place on April 20, the birth of a Funny mustache man.

Oh, it's National Nazi Day? Get the fuck away from me.

by Random[REDACTED] April 25, 2022

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

National ramen day

A day where you get your favourite noodles and enjoy them. Preferably high as fuck

Omg it’s national ramen day let’s go eat some kimchi

by Big daddy Carlos November 6, 2019