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yanking your cock

Basically when someone says something just to fuck with you, and it turns out to be a lie.
Khloe: "Hey babe, my hot friend wants to come over and have a threesome with us."
Ryan: "What? Really?!"
Khloe: "Hahahahaha no bitch. I'm just yanking your cock."
Ryan: "Fuck you hoe, that ain't cool."
by swagpimpdaddy October 7, 2013
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cock suck cuck

a cuck who's dick looks like a sock
by the cooler penguin27 May 13, 2020
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Raspberry Thunder Cock

Raspberry Thunder Cock-(Verb),(noun),(insult): (raz-ber-ry-thun-der-cock)

The act of plundging ones penis into a females menstrated vagina; followed by a pull out and 450 unit charge to ones genital area.
Hey how is Raspberry Thunder Cock over there doing? Dont be such a Raspberry Thunder Cock! I could really use some Raspberry Thunder Cock therapy right now.
by CHALUPADOOP September 6, 2010
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Ruddy Ol' Cock

Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age.

Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.
1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house.

2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.
by Tyson M. April 28, 2005
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cock breath macgee

1.) the official name given to the member of your group who is being a fag.

2.) dude that is being so gay that you can actually smell cock on his breath.

CBM
Shawn couldnt take a joke, so we named him cock breath macgee.
by white cash November 5, 2008
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cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.
The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.
by Arsian August 4, 2006
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counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.
John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.
by markos maximus January 14, 2011
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