MONKEY

A PERSON THAT GETS A CHICK AND GOOD TO SCORE. DOES DUMB SHIT AND MESSES TGE SITUATION UP. GOES HOME AND WATCHES PORN SIMILAR TO THE LOOK OF WHAT HE JUST MISSED.
MONKEY - MONKHOUSING SYNDROME

Monkey the chimp. Messed up again. Monkey equals monkhousing syndrome

by Corey dr October 10, 2023

Monkey D. Luffy

Monkey D. Luffy, the main character of One Piece.

Me: Wow I wonder if Monkey D. Luffy can use gear 3rd on his penis.

by GokuSolosYourFavoriteVerse August 19, 2023

Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020

Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…

Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored

by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021