easy bake baby oven

prostitute / concubine

Yo dude, you heard about that chic?

Yeah man, tons of people use her as an easy bake baby oven.

by sammy reefes October 19, 2007

Suck my toes baby girl

When you want to get a babe to lick ur toes

Jakob: ughg , suck my toes baby girl

Waldo: I feel u dude

by Jaehyuns Left Tit April 5, 2022

you aint my baby sitter

when someone is bossing you around

hey bob do the dishes, laundry, mow the la-

YOU AINT MY BABY SITTER BITCH!!!!

by minskyy July 28, 2011

i hate you ice baby

it is the only spell that can banish the ice baby from this world.

ice baby: exists

me: I hate you ice baby
ice baby:

by kirbo777 April 20, 2020

where do babies come from

Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...

Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....

by Rissy December 29, 2005

where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

malnourishing the baby snake

In most scenarios, it means to make love to a woman. Once in a while though, it will have a literal definition.

Guy One: "Dude, I heard you went out with Sally last night!"
Guy Seven: "Yeah man."
Guy One: "Were you malnourishing the baby snake?"
Guy Seven: "All night long man!"

by Nate Taylor December 5, 2007