cock socket

1. (n) A person who screws over his friends.

2. (n) A puss.

Holy crap, Brooks is a real cock socket!

by yer daddy August 4, 2005

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Penis-Vagina-Cock

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.

Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...

by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

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threeway cock socket

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus

The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.

by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010

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Cock-Sucking Fucktard

A Hybrid term used to identify a person whos IQ dips below that of all known living creatures and most piles of shit. Commonly used in the IT field when referencing customers.

Caller: I cant find the power button
Tech: Sigh.....{MUTE} What a Cock-Sucking Fucktard!......{UNMUTE} On the front of your pc.

by FDDI6K February 20, 2009

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Chatline Cock Sucker

1. Hungry cock suckers who announce on a chatline that they are there to suck off men who can't find the desirable hot chick he is looking for. Men then make a visit to the chatline cock sucker who acts as the cum dumpster providing a good blow and go.

2. The cum dumpster on a chatline.

I called that chat line to find a hot chick, but no one was on, so I got my load sucked out by the chatline cock sucker who swallowed every last drop of sperm!

by CLCS January 5, 2011

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