dick to pussy ratio

When your hanging out with a group of guys and girls theres only a certain few ratios you can have. so for example if theres 1 guy the most girls you can have is 2 because its doubled so if you have 2 guys the most girls you can have is 4.

Guy: hey can you hang this weekend
Girl: yea what about you and my 2 friends
Guy: nah the dick to pussy ratio is off

by SWAGGMONEY June 22, 2014

where's the pussy / hole

question asked when trying to find leviathin

Where's the pussy / hole leviathin? Do I need directions to find him or will my gps know the way?

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

big league chew pussy

big league chew pussy as in a girl has a big shredded pussy that looks like a bag big league chew. Has had sex with everyone in three surrounding counties. As in if you were going down on a woman it would be like chewing on an entire bag of big league chew.

Man last night I fucked this girl and her pussy looked like a big bag of big league chew pussy almost like chewing on a bag of gum.

by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009

national pussy licking day

June 29th is national pussy licking day.

It's the national pussy licking day.

by calyn.kirko July 2, 2015

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

grab them by the pussy

a) (when talking to a non misogynistic person, so therefore no sexual connotation intended): go for the jugular and finish what you have started
b) (when to talking to a misogynistic male): can be used as a synonym for carpe diem/carpe noctem

when using the phrase grab them by the pussy, especially definition b), make sure that the male you are talking to is, indeed, misogyistic, and that they don't know what carpe diem or carpe noctem means in Latin.

by Sexydimma October 9, 2016

Industrial Jungle Pussy Punk

A form of Industrial rock that take from Electronic music and Punk rock, the term was coined by Mindless Self Indulgence lead singer Little Jimmy Urine.

I'm on an Industrial Jungle Pussy Punk binge

Mindless Self Indulgence invented Industrial Jungle Pussy Punk, all hail Jimmy Euringer!

by Maxterbator August 19, 2009