318 baby

Someone born in the 318 area of louisiana. (Shreveport, West Monroe, Ruston)

"Hey where was you born?"
"Ima 318 baby nigga!!"

by Metalhead_S10_copenhagen May 24, 2016

Green Baby

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god

Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry

by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.

Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?

by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

grass baby

A grass baby is a tiny pot of grass. Usually couple grow it together, and call it a grass baby !

Me and my boyfriend have grass baby, we check it everyday to see its growth!

by Grassbaby101 April 17, 2017

nerd baby

A nerd baby is a person who is annoying and so full of themselves that they act like a nerd due to them thinking they are smarter than everyone else and too much of baby to except they're not making them annoying.

Joe: Wow Johnny is really annoying and he's so full of himself he's such a nerd baby!

by Lasagna Ocelot October 19, 2020

Baby Swole

Little guy that has above average muscles for their below average size.

Holy shit check out baby swole over there, he could probably lift like 150.

by Tyler Red March 25, 2010

Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it

Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week

by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020