Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Nick jonas

Nick jonass

Nick jonass

by bagelgun June 3, 2022

Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

jonas

A gaslighter - steer clear of anyone named jonas

Jonas is a gaslighter

by wowiewowowow January 2, 2024

Jona

Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.

"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"

by <3tolki November 24, 2021

Jonas

Big dick, gorgeous, smart, big ol booty, athletic, gets boys pretty easy. Has multiple side pieces. Pretty sweet. Likes 100 men at once.

“Look at Jonas over there, what a man magnet!”

by Derrick09 November 23, 2021