Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men
Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.
by Ralniv August 26, 2023
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Gender Surf

One who takes full advantage of the new norm of gender fluidity by identifying with two or more gender identities in relatively short periods of time while guided by whimsical and/or strategic motivations.
Damn, do they gender surf or what?.....going all male in the patriarchal boardroom one day at their job, all non-binary at the acai bar among the hipster crowd a week later, and totally female when they go to the opera with the wives of corporate donors a few days later.
by Dirk Pritchard December 09, 2022
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Surf-vibing

Surf-vibing- adj; a made up word herby meaning being in a chaotic situation, i.e surfing; but being use to the chaos, i.e vibing.
"How are you doing man?"

"Man I'm barely hanging on, but I'm surf-vibing."
by R3DM6N August 02, 2023
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SURF

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by JBPH07 January 21, 2025
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Surf

Some white faggot that sounds like he came here off a boat that uses controller... lol! fuckin fag
You're such a surf!
by LachlanSM March 09, 2019
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Surf

Surf is a summer sport. You use a surfboard to surf on summer seas. It can be dangerous and fun at the same time.
Let's surf!
by PopEva November 25, 2019
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Surf

“Damn my boy finna go surf!”
by Basharrr January 12, 2023
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