The Texas Oil Ridge

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.

I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!

by Butter Sue July 19, 2019

Oil Rig Thrower

When someone throws away all chances of getting loot from Oil rig. A big loser that loses loot from oil rig.

"Dumbass Drake, you threw the Oil Rig AGAIN. You are dogshit, you Oil Rig Thrower."

by rust1234 January 13, 2021

Callum Palm oil

Callum parnaby is one that they would call, a hider. He knows he likes male testicles but wont admit it himself. His google search history definitely says men groping eachother.

“yo did you hear callum palm oil came out the closet?”
“oh yh it was expected”

by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET January 21, 2021

Ohio oil rig

Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.

I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.

by Phil cobbler April 29, 2022

The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."

Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"

by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020

get'in the oil changed

When a lady friend comes over and for a small fee ,will give you a hand job.

Pauline came over last night and helped me change my oil. I usually change it my self,but its more fun with help.
I fell better and she has 20 bucks more!I will be get'in the oil changed every Friday night from now on.

by Raymond Beatle June 21, 2006

Exxon oil spill

This relates to the alaskan pipeline - if the condom full of shit ruptures inside the anus and leaks out like an oil pipeline leak.

Oh man, i was doing the alaskan pipeline on this chick and when i pulled it out i saw it broke in half and all this shit started oozing out. It was a major exxon oil spill!

by Chunky Luvr August 14, 2011