Bitchass motherfucker

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Eggman: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker.

by SHADOW HATE CLUB October 3, 2023

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Motherfucker

Someone who fucked a mom (usually your own)

Friend1: Friend3 Is a motherfucker
Friend2: Damn, can't belive he would betray you like that🙁
Friend1: No not my mom
Firend2: Then whose mom?
Friend3: Your mom's pussy was so good Friend2 🤤
Friend1: Yea about that....
Friend2: Get the fuck back here Friend3 or I'll do to you like you did to my mom.

by LeGooner July 21, 2025

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