Dedicated Johnny

that one kid that always chases you across a game map.

“Look at this dedicated Johnny who eliminated me”

by Average food prodect June 6, 2022

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

by Totally-A-human_Stoner April 11, 2021

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

Johnny Depp

The process of unmasking a truly evil individual through a methodical, evidence-based way to reach a place of truth.

Dean Shetty, “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Tek Knight, “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

by tumefactions October 7, 2023

johnny cashhole

A sunburn on my literal asshole; a ring of fire if you will.

Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole

by samwise gumcheeks January 21, 2023

Johnny Bish

Johnny Bish is a disgusting man, some would say putrid. He spends his afternoons in the Pleasure Dome or his nest.

He is a pest that needs to be exterminated.

James: Have you seen Johnny Bish today?
Boon: Yeah, i saw him bashing his bishop in the Pleasure Dome
James: Classic Johnny Bish!

by HP 111 September 29, 2023

daddy johnny

Daddy johnny is known as the best discord mod and twitch mod for the twitch streamer “doitfoemonta” he is also known as the most handsome and cutest man in the world. Daddy Johnny pulls all the e kittens once he shows them his 12 inch cock(send him a dm for a pic). Daddy johnny also is loved by the whole community. Everyone knows Daddy Johnny as Batman who is the partner of Robin which is Daddy Cujo. Johnny is also known as the best person to fuck and have e sex with.

E Kitten 1: Do you know Daddy Johnny?
E Kitten 2: Omg are you talking abt the most handsome man in the world with the 12 inch cock?
E Kitten 1: YESSSS!!!

by big daddy johnny June 27, 2023