Donald Slump

That friend, who after a drug-fuelled bender, doesn't answer their phone for 2-3 days whilst wallowing in self-pity.

Friend 1: "Have you heard from Simon since Saturday night?"
Friend 2: "You mean Donald Slump? No. Give it a few days though."

by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

donald trump

a fucking retarded dumbass

donald trump is president we're all fucked

by moe lester the 3rd October 6, 2021

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is an racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic, orange bitch who only cares about himself, and wants to take away people’s rights

Someone: *says something homophobic, sexist or transphobic

Someone else: you’re acting lie Donald Trump

by Hdnendhdnxjdndnnx November 15, 2020

Donald Trump

an oompa loompa

Jake: "Bro who tf is Donald Trump"
Roger: "An oompa loompa, duh"

by carolineròse February 5, 2022

Donald Trump

U.S.A WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!!
HE IS SUPER CRAZY!!!

"Donald Trump is one of the worlds worst president ever!" Joshua shouted.

by may6889 June 8, 2017

Donald Trump

A wannabe president that got elected due to everyone being an asshole.

How did Donald Trump get elected? Why can't be have good candidates?

by Diklover69 April 10, 2017

Donald's on trial for that

A statement similar to That's What She Said referring to Donald Trump being tried for the rape of a 13 year old girl.

"Aw, your kid's adorable. I love kids."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"That was kind of a stretch."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"Yeah, she's about 20 years younger than me"
"Donald's on trial for that"

by RopeSnake October 12, 2016