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breakfast clubbing

Verb: The action of going to multiple restaurants, not just for breakfast, with friends or other people who are extremely indecisive. Usually it takes forever and you drive around town multiple times before anyone even has an Idea where they would like to eat.
Guy 1: Man did you remember that time we drove around forever because your friend couldn't make up his mind on what to eat?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.
by kariya kikkushin January 10, 2011
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The Pamphleteer Club

The original 4 Pamphleteers (or 4P's as they're better known) set up this club after the recent pamphlet outbreak that occured on the weekend of the 11th August within the catchment of London.

It is a place where people can come together and discover the power of the pamphlet to change their lives in so many ways... The may be small books but they have BIG ideas.
"The pamphleteer club introduced me to small informative publications with exactly the perfect ammount of information on the dangers of eating dry brown bread with an equally dry mouth, i will be forever grateful... power to the pamphlet" (anon, London catchment)
by Phil Watkinson August 19, 2007
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club monster

an ugly woman who hangs around a military base enlisted club hoping to pick up drunk enlisted men, get knocked up, forcing marriage.
Judy has been trying to get the military free ride. She's such a club monster.
by welderguy June 24, 2009
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Bear Club

To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.
Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...
by j-mut July 13, 2010
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5Ghz Club

Coined by Elric Phares of motherboards.org

Anyone who has acheived a clock speed of five gigahertz on all of their central processing units cores. Reaching five gigahertz only counts if the overclock is stable.
Overclocking noob: I'm in the 5Ghz club everyone, aren't I epic?
Forum member: Yeah right, fire up Prime 95 for three hours, then post us a shot of your temps and cpu-z
Overclocking noob: My computer crashed! What the hell!
Forum member: Raise the Vcore next time you noob!
Overclocking noob: I melted my processor! Now posting from my netbook.
Forum member: You did get aftermarket cooling right?
Overclocking noob: Huh? A-whut?

Overclocking pro: Whoo! In the 5Ghz club!
Forum member: Ah, what did you use?
Overclocking pro: 210 bus frequency x24 multiplier, Vcore @1.49 HT Link @ 2300Mhz
Forum member: Quite a golden chip you got there
by BadgerPooMagicGardens March 13, 2011
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Chalkboard Club

A club, usually underground at a school where people draw problems, incredible events, or stories out on a chalkboard and his co members help to solve them or entertain themselves from them.
We goin to Chalkboard Club today or what
by Caleb Michaels November 13, 2003
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Join the club

An agreement to a statement, often used sarcastically.
Aaron: "I dont study for tests."

Sarah: "Join the club."

aaron: "Im a gold member."

Sarah: "Oh yeah? Ive reached platinum status."
by Telephobic teenager January 15, 2013
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