When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024
Get the Blanket tearingmug. squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"
John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"
John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"
by clickr May 27, 2024
Get the That's so blanketmug. The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.
by raidermom23 August 23, 2015
Get the Raider Blanketmug. by Scaubs September 18, 2019
Get the suck your blanketmug. This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.
by yippa August 25, 2023
Get the yoga blanket origamimug. "Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
by PickledDik February 14, 2022
Get the Tongue Blanketmug. 