Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019

That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

by clickr May 27, 2024

Raider Blanket

The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.

Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.

by raidermom23 August 23, 2015

suck your blanket

Performing the act of oral sex on a female.

"I will suck your blanket all night"

by Scaubs September 18, 2019

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022