The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

barrel-iron

A gun, most likely a .38.

He placed his barrel-iron between the teeth and aimed at the roof of his mouth and shot.

by BrazBiz April 15, 2015

Do a barrel roll

Something everyone in school types in to the google search bar at least once

Trevor: Hey man, type Do a barrel roll into the Google search bar
Steve: Why?..
Trevor: Just do it.
Steve: Oh, that’s why. Haha

by Trev de Dev December 26, 2019

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

Kid barrel

A man’s sperm sack

That man had a big kid barrel

by BBCMELLY November 16, 2022

bitch barrel

the term given to anyone who is using the grenade launcher in a CoD game. only the NOOBS use it

the bitch barrel is the knobbiest weapon in CoD

by octocat11 June 22, 2014

Barrel Ass

Typically anyone considered too obese to be cast as a contestant on Jeopardy!

"Cuz he likes contestants on the show that are in shape. As long as you don't look like a barrel ass or a porker."

by anonymous March 27, 2024