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griffin stoner

Gay ass motherfucker who will Be a stripper when he grows up
by Jimbobbydobby November 14, 2017
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stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020
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macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.
He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.
by Digger mama December 12, 2013
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Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.
We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!
by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023
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stoner's night

An evening chiefly designated for, and defined by the recreational consumption of cannabis. The night may entail other pleasures such as those of the flesh, entertainment (television or otherwise), and/or food/candy, but these are all secondary to the enjoyment of cannabis.
I've picked up several pre-rolls, chosen a film to enjoy, and stocked the kitchen with chilled natty wine, snacks, candy, and pizza. It's going to be a classic stoner's night.
by billyTK August 3, 2021
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kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017
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Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
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