General bed

A common and well known way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation imaginable, as in “in general”.

Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, NOT just sexual bed.

by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020

Bonk Bed

A bottom bunk normally used for sexual activity.

I took her to the Bonk Bed last night, she loved it.

by owner of a bonk bed March 29, 2011

Sweat the bed

When you are asleep and you sweat so much your bed gets wet from it.

I awoke in the middle of the hot summer night to a wet feeling on my bed and was covered in sweat. I sweat the bed.

by Loner stoner August 4, 2014

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

bed spreading

The act of ejaculating over a large surface area

Leah : 'He was bed spreading all over me last night'

by asdfghjklmnbbvc February 4, 2014

bed boy

An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.

"Oh bed boyyyyyy *dingling -aling -aling* my bed pan is ready"

by GoodKingWenceslasssssss January 7, 2020