by Devils4ngel April 23, 2020
Get the Dick shoemug. by Pliers-001 October 8, 2011
Get the Shoe-Wiffermug. by Peopi September 24, 2017
Get the clown shoesmug. It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.
Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?
by iGrim April 20, 2021
Get the baked shoesmug. When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019
Get the Nuts To Shoemug. Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.
So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age
by Cocklover95 December 9, 2018
Get the shoe milkermug. by hateeternal1880 November 4, 2008
Get the Green shoesmug.