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Father Oak

Person 1: OMG ITS LITERALLY FATHER OAK

Father Oak: Bro fuck off and kill yourself
by Silver Recon November 2, 2023
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Garrett Oakes

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how
by anonymous January 26, 2021
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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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oak tree

A tree under the maple category.
Thats a tall oak tree!
by handle123lincoln May 13, 2024
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Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.
“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”
by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.
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