coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

Crick Jones

Same definition as "SWID".....plus 59.6% more idiotic and goofy. has a peanut sized head

Watchu lookin at crick jones?????

by RLOVE March 4, 2003

Astronaut Jones

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.

That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!

by Gringo Star October 30, 2008

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

D Jones

If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.

"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

Olivia Jones

Olivia Jones is a wonderful and loyal friend. She is caring, kind and funny. She is one of the best people in the world, with her oversized purplish hoodie.

Olivia Jones: *comes to school*
My mind: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYA YES!
Me: oh, hey Olivia.

by Rafaella <3 May 19, 2021

Vanessa Jones

An athlete who will run for thousands of years just to escape Jason.

Chad: Check out that Vanessa Jones
Buggzy: I’m faster then her so she aint shheeeit

by TyeTheGuy75 September 18, 2019