donkey punch

A sandwich at Chicago Bagel Authority. It is a bialy with chicken salad, BBQ sauce and smoked cheddar on it.

Mmm... that Donkey Punch was delicious! I'd have another, but I'm trying to get into a Speedo.

by TacklingDummy November 2, 2007

donkey ears

An extremely outrageous example of a camel toe.

While I was licking her carpet, she slapped me with her donkey ears.

by Flappy October 9, 2003

Donkey Dumpster

When some jackass continues to spew the same bullshit from their mouth, day after day.

If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to punch you right in your donkey dumpster.

by cjf28cj September 9, 2016

donkey walk

The awkward bowing of one's legs while walking, after having had rough sex for an extended period of time.

"You can tell Denise had a great time last night with Gavin! She's doing the donkey walk!"

by mastersplinter January 15, 2010

kick donkey

The unrestrained urge to defecate before a time of stress or pressure.

Before the drag race, I had to go to the shitter and kick donkey.

by JW89t April 10, 2008

donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.

Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.

by onehandcrabbing December 6, 2013

cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.

Man: Bruhhh, I got me a real cum donkey, she does a little dance with that shit in her throat too!

by Rogue Imp February 2, 2017