Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

Gettin' Blind

when you drink so much lean smoke so much loud & pop so many bars & you're eyes start closing & it's hard to keep them open you're gettin' blind

I'm on that kickstand,loud, & I'm riding on the magic school bus, I'm gettin' blind!

by Young Blaze September 8, 2011

Blind Bat

While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.

“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”

by Young Jazo December 5, 2019

ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012

Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003

sound blind

when you still hear shit and you know what is making the sound but you here another version of the sound other than the generic commonly used versions.

*puuut, puuut* (instead of choo choo)
"Is that a train that I hear? Puuut, puut!"

"Dude, are you fucking sound blind? It's choo, choo!"

by Narcissism January 18, 2019