Pixel Porn

Bad quality, blurry, and/or pixelated pornography that is hard to see. Normally found on shitty free streaming porn websites.

All the free porn websites these days are all shitty pixel porn!

by Cake Brownie May 13, 2009

Bowie porn

David Bowie picture, gif, song, or a video that is too sexy for this world.

"Have you seen that sexy picture of David Bowie?"
"yeah, that is a total Bowie Porn!"

by AxK54 November 18, 2011

facebook porn

The act of looking at all of the pictures of a person on facebook. The less you know the person, the better.

Dude, stop lookin' at facebook porn.

by Poop Geyser January 15, 2008

Alaskan Porn

Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.

Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn?

Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014

Porn cube

A cube made out of condensed porn juices

I like my tacos with extra porn cubes on top

by Tomokiman July 12, 2015

cry porn

Sad material used to provoke a good sob session. Examples include The Notebook, pictures of children with cancer, and that one episode of Futurama (you know the one).

Friend 1: Man I've been really feeling bummed out lately. I think I need a good sob session.
Friend 2: Here, borrow my copy of season 5. The second episode is my favorite cry porn.

by Dis Ease November 29, 2014

Porn Crusader

Some one who's whole life and purpose seems to be to download and sample pornography they talk about it all the time and quite simply drive you crazy

"My mate steve is a porn crusader he has a 200 gig hard drive full of porn."

"Thats nothing my mate tony likes that japanesse stuff you know the chicks with ****!"

by Lilikin March 3, 2005