James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 6, 2022

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

short island

creative insult towards people from long island with rather small penises.

"Dude Miguel's trying to cope since his girlfriend broke up with him for having a small dick".

"Yeah dude man's got a short island down there"

"what a little man he is!"

by wujin June 7, 2023

Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Twi Shorts

Literally, cancer. This man makes YouTube Shorts and TikTok content where he pitches Minecraft sounds to follow trendy songs

Oh my god I fucking hate Twi Shorts

by Candela Matalogue September 14, 2022

taken short

If you are caught short or are taken short, you feel a sudden strong need to urinate, especially when you cannot easily find a toilet.

He was taken short, in the middle of the night on the camping trip.

by Totoro ki November 3, 2020

sunday shorts

Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.

Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.

by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014