Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 04, 2024
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Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.
Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ExceptionalGamer May 23, 2018
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Gate religion

A religion created to have the ability to be a born again virgin. The ability to change ur virginity depending on what city you are in or just in general.
Thanks to the gate religions I’m a born again version
by Hotdaddies September 18, 2020
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religioneering

The manufacture or engineering of a belief system.
Q said it and I believe it!

Believe what? That's just a hoax, you dimwit. It's religioneering!
by 0bject February 02, 2021
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Ari religion

A group of people who worship their friend Ari because she is beautiful and amazing
Sorry Jehovah witness I already have a religion. I worship the Ari religion
by L1l k June 05, 2021
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Paprika religion

The Paprika religion is a religion for people who believes in the Real Paprika. The creator of this religion was the Paprika Master who leads the people to the Paprika Heaven.
The Paprika religion is fine one.
by Paprika?! March 03, 2019
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