Kevin

Kevin is a beloved pigeon who is best friends with Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Millions of people around the world, as he is an important memory for all directioners. He gets along with all members of On direction and it gives us our memory back of the One Direction video diaries that we all used to love :)

"Kevin!"- shouted Louis

by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020

Kevin

Always fails no nut November and a caring person. Eh. He can be a lul funk sometimes but can fuck hoes in no time. His hero is the guy who died after destroying their dick over 146 times.

Kevin will fuck your bae

by Blephlebobber December 4, 2018

Kevin

A tall noob who jacks off when he plays Animal Jam

Dude I saw a Kevin yesterday in my house.

by Herootoneu May 13, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through the incompetence of social and societal norms or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making.

The kid in your class was such a Kevin

by Redpuma1223 April 20, 2022

Kevin

A hoe

He's such a kevin >:((

by sevenseventhreetwoohtwo February 24, 2019

Kevin

An idiot that likes to play with trash and has a small dick.

Fred: "Hey Kevin, what game should we play?"
Kevin: "Let's play Call of Duty."
Fred:"Wow, I didn't know you liked trash, lemme guess, you have a small dick, too?"

by NibberTron June 5, 2017

Kevin

They call me daddy or papi OH YEAH

Kevin: I never die that's why they call me papi
Eddie: HAHAHA! You Serious?

by GEORGE ED January 12, 2019