does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!
friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019
Get the Central Jerseymug. When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
by o_.._o August 20, 2015
Get the Jersey Jumpmug. When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.
Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen
by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019
Get the Jersey Smilemug. Tattoos that begin below the elbows and extend down onto the hands. A quick, cheap way to make everyone think you're covered in tattoos.
I thought that guy was all tatted up until I saw him in the locker room, they were just Jersey sleeves.
by vnjersgn May 20, 2015
Get the Jersey sleevesmug. Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.
by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010
Get the Jersey meatstickmug. by shirtman1 August 5, 2011
Get the Jersey Liftermug. A sex move in which a male cums onto a female's hair, and said female uses the semen as gel to style her hair like Snookie.
by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013
Get the Jersey Fuckmug.