Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

by the festival cancer. October 28, 2009

pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.

Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."

by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017

cancer deto

A Dorito that you set on fire with lighter fluid

Man 1: what are you burning
Man 2: a cancer deto

by LowestDrop6822 June 5, 2021

visual cancer

Anything toxic or crying like little youtube kids

F1. Hey man how's it going
F2. I can't see I got visual cancer
F1. I told you not to watch jake paul

by Peanut_Man December 3, 2017

Cancer Sticks

slang for cigarettes

"I'll have a pack of Menthols" said bill "one pack of cancer sticks coming up" said gas station attend

by riost April 3, 2016

cure for cancer

Something that cures cancer.

John Stamos's hair follicles are a cure for cancer, so are Chuck Norris's tears.

by catcherguy May 25, 2007

Booty cancer

1. describe an event that didn't go as planned or badly.

2. cancer of the ass.

1. -my dad yelled at me for being sick.

-wtf that's booty cancer. :(

2.doctor- the tests came back positive for booty cancer.

by Infernal Isolation March 5, 2009