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Balloon Time

by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
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Walmart balloon

A sexual act when a female injects helium into her vagina and the male sucks it out and sings Alvin and the chipmunks Christmas songs to her
Steve gave me a good Walmart balloon yesterday after work
by Billbob274746/63 May 3, 2025
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A snake balloon

The act of de-fanging a reasonably small yet sturdy snake and proceeding to use it as a fleshlight, and overtime as you continue to use it as a fleshlight the leftover jizz from your previous uses of the snake will eventually stretch the snakes slender and elongated body and blow it up like a balloon.
Tim and John where at the house when Tim reached into his nightstand and pulls out an alive yet stretch snake. John wondering wtf Tim has a stretched snake for ask
"Bro what's up with the stretched yet alive snake"

Tim:"oh I made a snake balloon haven't you heard there very popular"

John:"no what's that"

Tim:"It's when you de-fang a small yet sturdy snake, and proceed to use it over the course of 2-3 weeks, and once your done with it your semen will stretch it into a balloon".
by joefalcone2021 June 13, 2025
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Dirty Water Balloon

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.
little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..
by GanjaGoblin December 18, 2022
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Hot Air Ballooning

When you wear a xxxL t-shirt to take a bm and you pull the bottom over your legs and put your head inside the neck hole so you can enjoy the smell
I walked in on Scott while he was on the toilet and caught him hot air ballooning!
by Mr Moclass November 25, 2016
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Balloon Buster

Someone who cums inside of a balloon so many times that eventually with enough loads, the balloon pops and spills the concoction of fluids all over the ground making a mess.
I was doing my yearly cum collection and there was a Balloon Buster!
by Rionox April 24, 2023
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Hot-Air Ballooning

The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.
I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.
by Srzbzns December 10, 2018
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