air drunk

When you're "drunk" but haven't touched alcohol

Damn we're gonna get so air drunk today 😍😍😍

by 727! September 24, 2022

Sharing Air

When a person yawns and starts a chain reaction, thus "sharing air." Also to the point where you return the air and the person that first engaged in the act is now the reciever.

Steve: (Yawn)
Fred: (Yawn) Da(yawn)nm you shared air. (a form of sharing air)

by Gwens_Faith May 18, 2009

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.

Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

air jenkins

When someone who thinks that are good at basketball joins your team and they turn out to be complete ass.

Tommy is such an air jenkins. He sucks.

by memesweeper May 31, 2017

Air-Fister

Tobi Akinkunmi on Waterloo Road fisting the air and clapping away like a mong

Person1: Who’s that Air-Fister off Waterloo road?
Person2: Is he not that skinny wee black kid called TOBI AKINKUNMI?

by Daddyfountainsprainedankle October 11, 2019

Air Drunk

When one has the symptoms of being drunk and stupid, but has not consumed any alcohol to start with

"Yo you see todd last night?"

" Yea man, dude took a sip of apple juice and just went completely air drunk!"

by OpTiCris November 1, 2015