its because im black

Something a black person (probably white) on the internet says when they lose a game or are accused of something they did to make someone or something look racist

Some guy he teamkilled: bro why did you teamkill me

The guy hes talking to: why me bro, its because im black isnt it

by awfegegrgehe December 21, 2023

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

big black cool aid loving nigga

a unwanted black person witch is a theif i mean they all are that loves bannanas waternmelon and fucking kool aid fucking cotton pickers

i saw one of those big black cool aid loving nigga people today fucking cunts

by hreru8h May 24, 2024

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

black chancha

A very large black penis; OG mudbone

Damn, Jamal’s black chancha is the most amazing thing ever.

by Licklick333 February 25, 2018

Black God

Black God is a dark version of Grey God, that swears, doesn't care about opinion, thinks that Twitter is cringe and of course hates Grey God. He was sealed away for a long time, but with Emox's help (the dark version of Em0x) he finally escaped.

Random Guy: Hey Grey God, where Black God
Grey: Never say his name again.

by Grey God January 30, 2022

Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022