Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

Industrial Jungle Pussy Punk

A genre of music created by Mindless Self Indulgence. It's considered a parody of many other bands making overly specific genres and/or trying to be innovative with their genres.

guy1:"What's you're favorite genre"?
guy2:"Melodic death metal, groove metal, happy hardcore...y'know. You?"
guy1:"Industrial jungle pussy punk"
guy2:"I've never heard of that, what bands play that?"
guy1"MSI
guy2:"huh?"
guy1:"Mindless Self Indulgence, jeez"

by dayumz October 27, 2009

National Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Jessica:You hear what tomorrow is?

Tom:The 24th?

Jessica:No National Eat Pussy Day!

by TheMoreYouknow101 June 22, 2018

Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

put the pussy on the chain wax

A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.

"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"Say what?"

"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."

"I think you just making stuff up, dog."

by Kit Marlowe December 18, 2013

pussy feather

(n. & adj.) A tough man who acts tough and thinks people are intimidated by him. Often times picking fights. Can rarely by heard crying "Mommy!" and sucking on his thumb after a physical fight. Doing all these things while beign feminine.

Look at him, that kid is always acting like a pussy feather

by Boris Shpilevoy June 26, 2007

First Pussy Syndrome(FPS)

A condition which occurs with young males after they've had their first sexual intercourse with a particular woman and they become overattached with their first pussy. The condition often comes with feelings of extreme desperation and thoughts that he will never find a better one. FPS is often assoctiated with denial of common sense. Other related symptomes are: crying over the phone, stalking the pussy on social networks, loss of all self respect, etc.

Man, he wouldn't let her go, I think he has First Pussy Syndrome(FPS).

by redmistx May 27, 2015