It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

Gay monkey porn

A good thing

Gay monkey porn yes

by Master oogway is daddy May 20, 2022

Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in

I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.

by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008

Gay Lubin (LUBE-in)

worst kid ever. enjoys monroe transfer's abe lincoln's anything involving lube his asshole, and penetration.



and blowjobs (of other dudes).


(look at his name lube-in...cmon)

dude don't ever touch me there again, who are you Gay Lubin??

by timothy kelliher March 12, 2005

your mom gay lol

Say that to a fucking normie. Trust me, they'll never get to mess up with you again.

Person 1: fuck off!
Person 2: your mom gay lol
Person 1: *cries in a corner* I should've never messed with him...

by mayonnaise and saucedog May 24, 2018

Gay Nigger Association of America

A loose organization of internet trolls. Used to be an actual organization until its leader got busted for computer hacking. The GNAA has become a meme, and while there is no longer a large organized group, many trolls claim to act on behalf of the GNAA, keeping the spirit alive.

(on an IRC network or 4chan board) Troll: Hello, I represent the Gay Nigger Association of America. How are you today?
Moderator/Operator: fuck off *bans troll*
Troll (connecting from another proxy): I'm back! All hail the Gay Nigger Association of America!
Moderator/Operator: oh its you again *bans troll again*
Repeat......
Repeat......
Repeat......
It never ends......

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

nuke gay whales for jesus

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.

The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.

by Big Game Dave August 28, 2007