Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

Zac Black

Try’s to be the next Bill Burr, always cutting and losing notable amounts of mass in the gym. Dog and Meal prep enthusiast.

Damn have you seen how lean Zac Black is.

by BigSexy20 November 23, 2021

Black trap

When your friend traps you into errands you dont want to do.

Tyler black trapped me yesterday, and he made me go to his parents, the store, and the DMV.

by Cryptic Plague2 February 28, 2019

The Black Hand of Sauron

The Black Hand was the greatest and the most feared of Sauron's Black Captains during the late Third Age. He personally killed the family of Talion (a ranger of the Black Gate), both his wife and his son, and then proceeded to slit the throat of Talion himself.

“You cannot escape us.”
-THE BLACK HAND OF SAURON.

by GoDoSomethingProductive March 31, 2021

black heart

If guy or girl sends you a black heart it means that you are family .

“I sent a black heart to David, and my friend asked why I sent that color, I responded because he’s a close friend to me.”

by iitsssmyapooh May 3, 2020

Black cats

Spit* spit* spit* bad luck

*random cat walks by joe: spit spit spit james:whats wrong with you joe: black cats make me loose lottery james: ...

by Jelly arms July 1, 2020

BLACK

Heroin, Fentanyl

I'm feeling dopesick, I need a hit, you got any black?

by community service provider December 13, 2021