Smart Ass Red-Head

A red haired guy whos egotistical, loves to argue and read books, but is the biggest dork ever :)

Chris Livingston is a smart ass red-head

by theshortoneisawesome June 1, 2010

purple headed yogurt squirter

a penis that acts more like a super-soaker, after it has been erect for a prolonged period of time

"it was fun until his purple headed yogurt squirter got outta hand and spewed yogurt all over my sheets"

by Paul__C January 17, 2009

baby fat head

Possibly the best website in the world

www.babyfathead.com is possiblt the best website in the world

by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004

Skeet Ball Head

Someone who is bald-headed and is so white that their head resembles a roll'd up ball of skeet. Or a person whose head has been skeeted on. Also a term used to call someone gay because men skeet on their heads. (Only used for men)

Skeet Ball Heads are the menaces of society.

Scuzzball Beatneck Skeet Ball Heads always try to steal peoples girls and I guess men.

The Skeet Ball Head also has an Off the Beaten Path Head.

That Skeet Ball Head needs to stay the fuck outta' my business or I'll ROFLstomp his face in.

by Meankookoo-leet July 15, 2009

get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.

We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

by Leif June 10, 2006

purple-headed womb broom

penis, usually erect. Implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence "broom".

I gave that bitch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom

by dirty fuck face paul hendy July 15, 2003

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003