Light the pencil on fire, put it down

Saying something you know for a fact is true, but everybody says it isn't.

Person 1: Light the pencil on fire, put it down here, because the police literally arrested me, but i literally did nothing!
Person 2: Oh come on, you know that isn't true, you did something bad, didn't you?
Person 1: I didn't!

by darealyohedatrapperlol February 19, 2026