Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above

I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2022

Nut bagging

Nut Bagging is a gay term for tit Fucking except the partner is using his Testicles on the penis for pleasure.

Guy 1: My boyfriend really knows how to use his testicles for a Nut Bagging last night.

Guy 2: Man you are so lucky. I am so jealous of your boyfriend's Skill in bed.

by Yugo Yagami May 31, 2020

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag

I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Dust Bag

A large bag containing a mixture of heroin and vodka

The fucking vodka is so strong. I gotta drink this dust bag, in order to rake

by DCI Tom Barnaby July 2, 2022

bounce bags

bounce bags: The jiggly, gravity-defying breasts, perfect for bouncing around in a low-cut top or giving your face an accidental slap when she is running.

She has some great bounce bags.

by Doctor WTF October 29, 2025

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022