Wombat Jack

A very round ball of muscle that is deceptionally fast and sometimes traps people by booty slamming them.

I was going really well but then I got wombat jack'ed

by killerwombat September 1, 2025

Jack habit

An addiction or excessive engagement in masturbation and/or pornography

That guy is at Costco buying only lotion and tissue; he must have a pretty bad jack habit.

by Nickesmalz February 21, 2020

Jack

an asshole just a real shitbag. so awful and all around a garbage guy. there is a reason people get called "jackasses". he is the reason. fuck off jack

man i hate jack. that guy fucking sucks

by athofear September 18, 2022

Crunkin' Jacks

Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy

Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!

Conrad: What are you doing?

Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!

by Chipper 52 July 7, 2010

Jack

Likes kids has 50 extra chrome a zones is a batty fish and has sausage finges

Jack u

by Hello6479184 February 18, 2020

Jack

Jack seems to fall for Michelle instantly.

Jack: I love Michelle

by DafuZer November 6, 2019

Jack

To rob or steal or can be used as
another word for cell phone/phone

We bouta “jack” this fool.
Aye y’all seen my “jack”?

by Itsjolie July 22, 2022