Black Mamba

It's when you take a crap in a condom, tie it off, freeze it, and when frozen, you use it as a sex toy aka dildo.

That man must have a fecal fetish, he's making a black mamba again. Stay clear of the freezer, that's not a fudgsicle!

by MintyDesign January 24, 2025

black bean bussy

a black bean bussy is wear a woman or man takes a shit and the woman uses it as lube or a dildo if the shit is hard

person one ''did you hear kyla gave shelby the black bean bussy last week?''

person two ''im super jelly i did that back in my teen years!!''

by superdong69 May 14, 2022

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

black chancha

A very large black penis; OG mudbone

Damn, Jamal’s black chancha is the most amazing thing ever.

by Licklick333 February 25, 2018

its because im black

Something a black person (probably white) on the internet says when they lose a game or are accused of something they did to make someone or something look racist

Some guy he teamkilled: bro why did you teamkill me

The guy hes talking to: why me bro, its because im black isnt it

by awfegegrgehe December 21, 2023

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)

me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"

by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025