junk yard chili dog

1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.

I gave my old lady the old junk yard chili dog last night fellas!

by Alaskan cock basket May 28, 2017

The Burmese weeping dog's anus

When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth

After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus

by Melabetch March 26, 2016

California Corn Dog with Ketchup

A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.

Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

I feel like dog

Colloquial phrase short for "I feel like dogshit." It means 'I don't feel well" physically, mentally, or both.

"Hey man, how are you doing?"
"Doing fine, hbu?"
"Not so well, man. I feel like dog right now."

by TheUltimateCunningLinguist April 16, 2022

Your mums my dog

Your mum my dog

The biggest way to shut someone down.
"Bruv, your mums my dog. Gunna take her for a walk later"

by dog tits December 19, 2018

New York Plumber Dog

When a guy sits on his significant others face as she eats your ass out while you stick your dick inbetween her breats and fuck her till you cum on her stomach.

Last night my wife let me give her a New York Plumber Dog, then she let me make truffle butter.

by Drumpfer May 18, 2016

backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex

by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016