Purple Headed Darth Vader

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.

Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

give Abel head day

Everyday is give Abel head day because he really deserves it

Oh wow it’s give Abel head day I’m so excited because he’s such a good guy

by Willy.Muz August 1, 2021

scissoring off the turtle head

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

by Heezy P. March 16, 2014

flower out of your head

first spoken by a law professor from pace university in New York. From 1989. In referencing when a student spoke an articulate thought or shared an original idea, or one in which a student had an “ah-ha “ moment the professor would yell out “flower out of your head “

“professor, I disagree because based upon XYZ the answer should be…. Professor says “flower out of your head, You are absolutely correct, well done.”

by rjmann January 19, 2018

Burst my brain/head

A Nigerian phrase used to express great surprise or shock that leads to confusion.

“I can’t believe Ayo slapped his father, the thing just burst my brain/head!”

by A Reigns November 16, 2020

snipers get moar head

a term used back in the xbox 360 days to represent how people who snipe in multiplayer games are more likely to receive head, specifically in mw2 2009 multiplayer times. every sniper main and their mother would put "snipers get moar head" in their bio, since they feel sniping is superior to any other form of combat.

James: Yo Rick, look at this dumbass, he has "snipers get moar head" in his bio.
Rick: Wow, what a loser.

by somerandomdudeidfk April 22, 2023

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump March 13, 2011