A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."
"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."
"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."
"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."
"I want a man who can use his words."
"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."
"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."
"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."
"I want a man who can use his words."
"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
Get the Insecure Black Holemug. A person who called themselves black thanos is black smart tall and handsome. He will do anything for his girl and is very strong if u got in a fight with him you would probably get folded. He also is very popular And doesn't have to study to pass a test.
by Hueserrymanhsh October 26, 2018
Get the black thanosmug. whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
whenever you get bored you antagonize people
whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
Get the Black and Blue Syndromemug. by Guy with a big black dick June 30, 2023
Get the Black dickmug. Used to describe a very athletic person. Often the following entire phrase is used with the term: "big black stallion with a big fat sack". Another word for stud.
John -"you watch the eagles game yesterday eric."
Eric - "ya man had vick on my fantasy team, thank God he is a big black stallion, pulled the victory out for me."
Eric - "ya man had vick on my fantasy team, thank God he is a big black stallion, pulled the victory out for me."
by cdub for real January 24, 2011
Get the big black stallionmug. it's a very rare and specific specie of animal, it's vey very very VERY huge and long, it loves eating cUm and loves playing with da balls, ohhhhhhhhhh my gawd, if you will ever find one, make sure it'll not run away
by gejgjuhwuigfjguisw March 16, 2023
Get the black cockmug. by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 21, 2025
Get the Black and Decker Sandwichmug.