national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

National Ignore Your GF Day

On May 26th, every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is May 26th, which is “nation ignore your gf day”National ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of May 26th

by FB Annie May 24, 2023

national grab ass day

on april 23 it’s national grab ass day, grab ass many asses as you want!

hey lily’s ass is looking fine today, i’m gonna go grab it!
you see a girl walking go grab her ass it’s national grab ass day

by ususiwiwuwyaghxieiwidjd April 21, 2019

National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th

bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good

by national penis March 28, 2021

national do the vanhook day

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate

“hey today is national do the vanhook day”

by nomadictoast April 12, 2019

national appreciate your ex day

on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them

guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine

by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021

National Acne Awareness Day

September 20th National Acne Awareness Day many people struggle with acne and this day is desiccated to shed light towards the subject and embrace it.

September 20th is National Acne Awareness Day

by Just wasted your time September 13, 2021