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You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.
Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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An ugly one

an expression used to describe a bad or poor situation,result,or incident.(mostly used by foos as an alternative to "oof")
SAM:I got caught up and the school is searching me

Hector:Damn! thats an ugly one foo
by EDHS May 26, 2019
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one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.
Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.
by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021
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The One™️

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.
Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"
by knoife wielder February 3, 2022
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no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck
by Tim Tams November 24, 2021
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One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.
Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
by Habertown December 23, 2010
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